Gürcan markete hoş geldiniz. For english press nine.

- Hallo!
+ Hallo, wassup?
- Hacı abi, they put me in a time machine. They send me in a different time line.
+ What are you talking about? Who are you?
- It's me, Arif. Listen to me. Hacı abi, listen to me. They put me in a time machine, time machine, have you seen time machine?
+ No fax machine, I don't have it. No fax...
- No fax machine. Who told you there I'm ask if fax machine... Time machine!
+ I don't get it! Who are you yav!?
- Why the f*ck are we speaking English? Türkçe konuştun da... 2'ye bas, Türkçeye geç; 2'ye bas!
+ No faks machine.
- Stupid! Stupid!